Haezer :: Tour Diary [entry 2]

Thursday 20th May

In Zurich. staying with dom’s dad’s friend.  he’s 84. did a diary entry vid when we arrived, but looking at it now i can’t post it.  we we’re so tired i came across as senile, a bit insane, like i was on crack.  Amsterdam was fun.  i remember a blur of duvel bottles, irish car bombs, girlies in windows, a dude’s ball sack grossly bouncing on the floor while he’s banging some weird looking chick (Red Light Disctrict was a massive bore ‘yawn’), BUT most importantly SICK clubs.  We saw Boys Noize and Deadmau5 in melkweg and paradiso.  taking some time off from partying in zurich.  everything is kak expensive and very boring where we are staying.

Tomorrow i play solothurn (antenne).  Saturday i play Bolgia in Bergamo and Sunday Bauhaus in Landshut.

Alot has gone wrong.  I’ve replaced my laptop and had to trace all my serials for my software.  I’ve realised i forgot the camera charger and so all the photies and vids will have pour quality cause i have to use my blackberry – i also don’t know how to send the clips over onto my laptop from my blackberry ! very boring!  I’ve also been sick for the past 2 days and running outta money.  the funny thing is the tour is only getting started!!

Friday 21st May

Feeling better today so gonna go sight see zurich.  Looking forward to meeting tom deluxx, belzebass,congorock and pelussje.

Zurich is the first time me and dom went to bed sober.  Just heard back from Toxic Avenger and i’m stoked that he’s very happy with my remix i did for his new track ‘nimporte comment’ .. also heard that boomzers want to do a colab with me.

i also received back all the remixes for my single ‘WTFIH’ (who the fuck is haezer). I like them alot. the artists feat. are Cyberpunkers, Belzebass, Geht’s Noch?, Noize Generation, Trumpdisco, saint pauli and deadbots. it’s gonna be sick!

the old man we staying with, Zabba, does not speak English. the only words he knows are eat, eat more, why don’t you eat more and you don’t eat enough. I’ve picked up like 5kg here.  He is very accommodating though.

Saturday 22nd May

the Antenne party was sick.  an hour before i played the place was pretty much empty…but by the end of my set it got pretty full and people lost their tits!  I’m stoked that people here are digging the haezer sound!  the dj who played before me was also very good, he’s dj name is ‘Motherfucker’ in english!!!

I haven’t had much sleep and off to milan now.  catching a train through the alps and it’s fucking beautiful…i want to stay in one of the wooden cabins by the lake and write my album here!

I’m staying in a very fancy hotel with tom deluxx.  Him and his girlfriend turned out to be fucking cool.  Francesco is also a legend.  It’s champions league final internationale vs. munich tonight…haha, it’s funny cause tomorrow night we’re in munich.  getting very dizzy and disorientated. haven’t really slept for days and need some rest.

Sunday 23rd May

OMG,  last night was just insane! 5 minutes into my set and i find myself crowd surfing. I really enjoyed tom deluxx’s set and also got to meet Belzebass and Pelussje…very cool peeps man!  Bolgia is a funny club…there’s like a cage where people stand in a tight huddle jamming.  I got into bed at 5:30 and had to be on the plane at 10:00…kak! dying. tonight i play bauhaus in landshut.

Landshut is a very old and beautiful town.  the people are very friendly and the food and drinks are surprisingly cheap. it’s a very romantic town as well, just couples everywhere.

The owner of the club is just the most awesome host : Jurgen.  we are having dinner and drinking a quarter bottle of tequila with him and the other dj’s Get Wet.

Auriel from Get Wet is crying after we had our fourth round, he’s leaving the table to have a quick puke...i think i’ll call him pukey face from now on.  i’m very excited for tonight.

Monday 24th May

On our way to hamburg.  last night was a blast. people really know how to party there.  the club filled up nicely and the audience was just great!  when i played Anarchy i had the whole club screaming An An Ar Chy! fuck yeah.  i had about 6 shooters on stage and 50 million vodka redbulls.  Dom was lekka windgat earlier with the tequila and the promoter, Jurgen, challenged her on that. kept giving her shots.  she ended up puking on stage!! haha…sorry dom, had to put it in the diary.  i played a 2 or was it 3 hour set.

it’s chill out time now and meeting with my label here in hamburg, Freakz Me Out (they are releasing WTFIH) and also meeting Saint Pauli at the dinner.

Tuesday 25th May

Very happy to have a goodass continental breakfast again.  Dom’s friend, Bruce, is just such a champion.  what a legend. he’s taking care of us for the while being until we fly to Poland to play a basement party there.

i’m not very articulate, but have alot of vids and pics….check it out.

over and out.

HAEZER