Discotheque Fri 12 Nov :: Killer Robot, Musical Chairs, Zim Dollar Bill [Win tickets & Bartab]

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12 NOV 722x1024 Discotheque Fri 12 Nov :: Killer Robot, Musical Chairs, Zim Dollar Bill [Win tickets & Bartab]

This Friday is definitely going to be another hot night at the Assembly! With a line-up that looks like it could resurrect Jesus what better way to spend your entry into the weekend on a dancefloor acting like a mad man to some of South Africa’s finest offerings!!??

EVENT

WHERE

The Assembly, Harrington St [CT]

WHEN

Friday, 12 Nov.

LINE-UP

DAMAGE

R30 < 9:45 <R50

WIN STUFF!!!!

WHAT TO WIN

Win yourself 2 Tickets to this Friday’s event as well as a R250 Bar Tab

HOW TO WIN

comment below: who would you take with you and which artist would you buy a drink for and why?

***No Under 18′s allowed. Winners announced Friday 12th November.

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  • http://twitter.com/lumolee mari smit

    ill take the my friend Mimi, because she is a sick dancer and ill bye zim dollar bill a drink, well because..

  • mari smit

    maybe buy a drink instead

  • sheridan

    I’d buy Zim Dollar Bill a drink because the name suggests that they can’t afford their own and I’d take my boy Misha, because we sure do know how to get down and funky on the flo’ yo!

  • Alex

    I’d take my Best Friend Regan because the two of us Gingers always bring our A-GAME (seriously, both our first names are alex) and its our last night to enjoy assembly before we head back to the USA! Its our home away from home. I’d buy Zim Dollar Bill a drink cause I’m all about my unidentifiable men ;)

  • mat

    I’d take Amy Whinehouse and buy her a drink. I would do this because she is a raging alcoholic/drug addict, this would lead to of course a numerous more amount of drinks and drugs and would end up with me banging her in the women’s bathroom..I would obviously my mate waiting in the next stall with a video cameraand then it gets interesting..

    I get him to record me banging Miss Whinehousefrom the next stall (over the top shot) and I will sell this video to various porn production companies around the world….Such as Vivid and Brazzers etc..I will also have stills taken for magz and such.

    This will in turn, make me rich and famous and will ultimately give my band such publicity that within 6 months, I too will be playing at an awesome club like Assembly.

    Boom..Just like that.

  • Brett

    The “artist” would be Justin Bieber. It would be early…possibly just as the doors open. It needs to be quiet…oh so quiet. The other person that I would take would be any self respecting man who is sick and tired of this hair flicking, lipstick wearing, “I’m a dude” promising, Canadian mounty. I would need him to be one of the barman.

    Obviously Justin would want to make an impression so he would accept anything and everything. Start off light with a beer. Move over to Jagers, Tequila’s, then finally when the place starts to fill up and girls surround him in the hopes of whatever they bloody well hope for, I give the signal that it is time for my partner in crime to take action.

    Now I am not a horrible person I dont want to leave any lasting damage on the little fella. That is not what I am “aboot”. I just want him to feel like I do whenever I hear him belting out one of his bubblegum R&B songs. I ask for one, no two, wait better make it three shots of ipecac. Pre-poured into a bottle of spirits – he wouldnt expect a thing.

    I know within minutes he will be calling Ralph all over the floor so I push him into doing an impromtu singalong of Baby. Dance moves and all. A circle forms, him smug in the middle. As the chorus starts he proceeds to release all the evil that has made him what he is today. The girls groan, the men cheer and fun is had by all. Except that little twat.

    If I cant take him then I would choose Katy Perry. What magnifitits.

  • http://www.dontparty.co.za GBH

    ‘Calling Ralph’..hahahaha, enjoy that.

  • cheri

    aweeeeee!
    send me them tickets! :D

    who would i take? hmm….id have to say my sister/partner in crime! no stopping the two of us – well oiled party machine!

    Bruno … drink’s on me ;)

    BOOYA!

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@TheDJTMinus Pretty cool!