Cyberpunkers “Fuck The System” World Tour :: Win Tickets!

Id like to attend the C.T. show at Assembly and i think Fabio and Masi are behind them mask’s!

Cape Town show. Behind the masks lies the identity of a modern day fuck your face punk movement much in the same way as punks of the old day but added to the equation you have the mind melting awesomeness of bass and distortion delivered in a modern electronically inspired way! Boom!!!! AMPED AS FUCK!!

Pretoria show please

Behind those mask are….? Nothing, it’s all just an illusion, created by the harmonic sound their producing which makes us believe in the existence of absolutely nothing, just the pure awesomeness of the music.

Is it male? Female? Is it robotic? Just what is inhabiting those face-hiding contraptions?

We can try and solve the problem by assessing the traditional functions of masks:

Masks for robbing: While these masked gentlemen are not exactly holding you at gunpoint, they might attempt to rob you of all inhibition through other devious tricks: subliminal awesomeness in their music. Watch out for the lasers.

Masks for protection: Hmm. I can imagine that the crowd can be a frightening bunch: moving in one place, sweating, hands waving in the air in a mental-patient fashion, hair everywhere, colours splattered about like a gang of puking rainbows. Yep, I’d wear a mask too.

Masks for disguise: Ha. The most common of mask-wearing trickery, used by famous people around the world (Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Michael Jackson etc.), mainly to convey a message, summed up nicely in the words of John Cena “you can’t see me”. This makes the wearer able to do a number of things anonymously. Like pump mind-blowing beats into unsuspecting victims ears and then just deny all responsibility when said victims want more. Cheap tricks, but effective. We might be onto something here.

Masks for performance or entertainment: Now, clearly we can rule out this option for the purpose of this study. Psh.

Right, in conclusion, one can assume that the masks are for anonymously avoiding eye contact with a swarm of neon coloured zombies, while robbing them of all inhibition. It is perfectly obvious then, that behind the masks lie some crazy fusion between Simon Pegg, Robocop, a delicious lady and a couple o’ ninjas.

Case closed. Pretoria show please

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Behind the masks? Well, it could be the faces of two robots, designed and created by a da vinci offspring, to bring music, and music alone, to our ears for eternity. but that’s probably a bit to futuristic for now. It could also be Al Pacino and Robert de Niro making a last attempt to prove that they’re still young enough to party, do drugs, and sleep with porn stars. It could even be Francois and hunter from belville. God knows those two are involved in almost every band and piece of music these days, so I ont even be surprised. But it’s probably none of the above. I bet, it’s just two overly tanned italian guys with curled up mustaches with pizza leftover between their teeth, rockin the stage and trying to get us all to fuck the system. Pretoria HOS HOS!