First sign of the apocalypse… Paris Hilton is a DJ

There was a time not so long ago when a DJ was someone who trained for years honing his/her craft, learning to effortlessly and flawlessly mix from one track to another with little more than two turntables or CDJs and a mixer. Well those days are pretty much gone and there are more DJ’s out there than there are hipsters on Kloof street and we now have the honor of adding Paris Hilton to that list!

The girl who is famous for being famous has declared her intention to become the “Queen of house music,” according to TMZ.com, because “no woman has ever taken over in that arena.” The reality TV star has traveled the world learning from top DJs Afrojack and Deadmau5 to help her create her upcoming album. Hilton, is also reportedly planning to appear onstage with Deadmau5 at an upcoming gig.

Not really sure what else to say on this post but “For fuck sake!”

**UPDATE**

Deadmau5 Statement

HEY WORLD… im not teaching Paris Hilton how to DJ. fuck already! she showed up to a show, and shit, ill be friendly to just about anyone who isnt a fuckin asshole. and she was respectful and polite, and all around nice to chat with, so i let her be a ghost… how the fuck does it end up all “im producing her next album” or “teaching her to be a DJ” if she wants to do whatever she wants, let er! i dont give a fuck… but why am i involved all of a sudden?

Good to hear!