RAMFest :: Is a Satanic Ritual and We’ve Got Tickets for You! [Ticket Giveaway]

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Apparently RAMFest is secretly about Satanism…

Gosh no!!!! Not RAMFest! Satan truly is everywhere. I’m so scared to sleep because they say if you put a ram on something it is a reference to the 666 beast of creatures… They you must be summoning the devil.

RAMfest poster flyer RAMFest :: Is a Satanic Ritual and Weve Got Tickets for You! [Ticket Giveaway]

There has been an email circulating around the interwebs that has called out RAMFest for it’s evil undertones:

“This festival is organised by satanists and an illuminati-movement! One only needs to look at RAMfest’s logo to see the occult signs.”(source: NEWS24)

I don’t know what is funnier, the idea that the Illuminati is behind a rock festival or that satanists are the secret organizers of a national mainstream event…I don’t think that satanists could see through all their make-up to organise a baby-shower.

But hey, the guys who think this about RAMFest are the stupid and they can be left to their own devices, meanwhile we, the normal folk, can enjoy some serious national musical entertainment…and maybe sacrifice a lamb or two in the process. (that was a joke people!)

So let’s enjoy some free tickets shall we!

WHAT TO WIN

1 of 4 tickets to the CT and JHB RAMFest events! – 2 tickets per event.

HOW TO WIN

To win, tell us – by commenting on this post what you’d do to get your hands on these tickets. Be sure to add CT or JHB somewhere in the comment so that we know where you’re from!

(No under 18s. We are not responsible for how you get to the festival)

Go now!

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  • AkAleN

    I would get Ramsfest branded on my ass to get tickets to the festival in JHB and see In Flames and Netsky!!

    • Arndt

      what about Infected Mushrooms?

  • Saul

    I’d like a live ram’s testicals, in a satanic way of course. I’d do on the top of Northcliff hill in JHB.

  • Bianca

    Well I’d do something super evil wouldn’t I! Like walk around Ramfest CPT with a boombox on my shoulder, playing Justin Bieber on full blast. Can’t think of anything more evil. But seriously, tickets to Ramfest CPT or I’ll buy my own and follow you around with “Oh Baby Baby Oh!” haunting you the whole day. Worst satanic torture ritual known to man.

  • Arndt

    i am willing to buy that ticket for R350 haha.cpt

  • Arthur

    I’d shave my head like Mr T… or take any other dare you’d throw this way.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kaylen-Effing-Govender/641957129 Kaylen Effing Govender via Facebook

    Hahahahahahahahahah

  • http://www.facebook.com/jsvaljee Jade Valjee

    i am willing to ditch going to thailand to go to r a m f i e s t a instead. cpt

  • Jacques

    I’ll eat all my vegetables 4 a year….Promise :) cape town

  • Supervundu

    I’ll go into The Power and the Glory, order my overpriced craft beer, take a dump in the corner, call it art and become famous. Why? Because Ramfest is worth it… and that place sucks balls.

  • Andrea Smit

    I would straighten my hair, whip on the fake tan and heels, B*F*F those “Sweet Sixteen” girls… get me some of “Daddy’s money” and RUUUUUUUNNNNNN!! :D

    • Andrea Smit

      In Cape Town that is :P

  • Garyvis

    To see In Flames, the band that got me into metal, I will literally do anything! I will stop drinking, I will stop masturbating to photos of hot girls on facebook, I will go on a hunger strike for a ticket!
    If I have to I will drink a goats blood to freak the conservative people out even more! You name it, I’ll do it! Drink piss? Done. Stage dive naked? Done. Snuff wasabi again? Done. Last years Ramfest was one of the best days of my life because I got to see Alkaline Trio. Now I refuse to be the only one of my friends who is not going to see In Flames just because I’m poor as shit! JHB RAMFEST TO RULE THE UNDERWORLD!!!

  • Dean J

    I would play ‘Bobbing for a RAMfest CPT Ticket’ where the bowl is a hobo’s anus and the water is a spicy Masala corn mix

  • Matthew H

    I’d join a cult… seems like the right thing to do for these tickets?

    • Matthew H

      CT btw :P

  • Mikey

    Your Mother

    • Mikey

      CPT :D

  • Tonio

    I’ll go camp in front of that Bloemfontein tannie-fokken-bang-vir-alles’ house in a red and black tent and kindap her cat (just for a little bit – *NO ANIMALS WILL BE HARMED IN THIS PLAN*)

    Then I’ll make a potjie, but make it look like a satanic ritual.. while blasting some In Flames tunes.. When she finally works up the courage to approach my “circle of satan” I’ll offer her some of my ‘special’ potjie and ask if she likes cat. Once I’ve taken a picture of her facial expression, I’ll print it and make a mask out of it, which I’ll wear while jamming at Ramfest…

    PS. I will return her cat safely (if it really wants to go back and live with a mountain-otter like that)

    CT

  • http://twitter.com/BabyBirdJourney Lindsey Steenkamp

    Soooooo retarded. LOL! Tickets for Jozie please! : ))

  • Nick James

    Please take note the image attached: Indian soldiers, the worlds hottest chili’s. First I would speed eat as many as I can. I would then bathe in the left over chili oil with my eyelids glued open and sneeze to see if they pop out.

    If I survive, I reckon I would be strong enough to last the entire mosh pit. which is something that has worried me, since the CPT Ramfest line-up is insane.

    If I don’t survive, I will make sure in my will that you can have the tickets back to give to the next guy willing to do something just as stupid.

  • Nick James

    Im all in for CPT by the way.

  • Tayasaurus

    What I would do to win a glorious ticket to the Wonderousness that is RAMfest, apart from screaming like a banshee and breaking out into a rather tasty tribal dance.
    Upon my entry to the gates of the wonderful Riversands Farm, I would greet each and every person with a joyous “HELLO” followed by a brisk handshake and possibly even a hug. Then I would make my way to the various stages and dance like my mother raised me. Shaking my hands in the air, stomping like I just don’t care, because that good people, is how I roll. However, to the artists that I am especially looking forward to, in no order of favoritism: Niskerone (SWEET BABY NIPPLES), Double Adapter (they melt your face off and then cleanup after because they were raised right!), Infected Mushrooms (because they’re some crazy Israeli bitches who make heart wrenching tunes) and Inflames (I’m not a metal fan but these guys just know how to make a gal shake her head like there be some stale weave up in der, cho know what I’m saying) I will probably die for some time, only to be res-erected by their beautiful beats.

    I will bow down to the great makers of this event as well as the great being who (possibly) gives me this ticket (you), and yell a hearty “Hallelujah” and send you wishes of fertility and success.

    Yours Faithfully, Female Serbian Jesus
    Johannesburg please and thank you.

  • katzaarsol

    I’d mung Whitney Houton for a ticket to Joburg. I’d also harvest rainbows and put mittens on kittens, light a fire, provide marshmallows and train caterpillars to do backup dancing for Michale Flatley’s amazing turtleneck extravaganza

  • Jonathan

    I would go on ‘My Super Sweet World Class’ with Elena Pappas and Liz Stone as the stars of the show and stand outside Cafe Caprice and shout “this is the best fucking party ever!” without a single bone in my body meaning what I said just because i want to be on TV. Thats how badly I want Ramfest tickets.

    • Jonathan

      In Cape Town. (Give me a two rand?)

  • 15399362

    crazy line up..mal party..sooo keen

  • Jemma

    I need to win a ticket to Joburg RAMfest desperately. Look, it’s my 21st birthday the week after AND I was born in the Chinese Astrological Year of the METAL RAM (totes appropes!!), so I’d say it’s written in the stars, you don’t get more wickedly deserving than that.
    What I’d do to get my hooves on a ticket is sacrifice a lamb and summon satan and challenge him to a dance off and then a bass battle and WIN… JOKES about the lamb but not about the dance off. And if I win said ticket I will get myself a ram suit – whether I buy one or have to stitch it together myself – and wear it for the entire duration of the festival (this I will truly do as I love dressing up as animals) and promise to party my face off – literally, I will have to glue it back on.
    Also, I will remember my sun screen.
    Can’t wait to hear the awesome acts drop the BLEET! Baaa! :)

  • Brendon73

    I would be considerate in not subjecting the admin to a long winded paragraph twak.

    Trust me. I would like some tickets to RAMfest.

    • Brendon73

      BTW JHB

  • Morgmorbid

    …Please, please, please, please, please, pretty, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty, please, please, please, please, pretty, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty, please, please, please, pretty, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty, please, pretty, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty, please,
    …I’d beg you silly!

    Jhb.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bianca.m.boshoff Bianca Moksha Boshoff via Facebook

    Hahaha um even more reason to go :P

  • Sire789

    I would miss my own dads wedding! no really its the same day as his wedding! CT

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=655891687 Anonymous

    In order to win a ticket to the CT RamFest, I would cut open a section of my flesh in dedication to the high lord of metal-rigged stage construction peons. I would burn a tree down in adoration of the noir maniacal metal overlords that are in flames themselves. I would jump on a horde of heathen frogs in devotion of the psychic mushroom gods that bestow wisdom upon the nations.

    I would worship just about any amount of bullshit if it’ll get me into the gates of RamFest.

  • http://www.facebook.com/we.love.sumo.jac Jacques Sumo Jac Samson via Facebook

    yeeeees!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/CazzeyMonster Cass Stone via Facebook

    Ahahaha love it ^_^

  • http://www.facebook.com/we.love.sumo.jac Jacques Sumo Jac Samson

    Ok, here’s the deal. When I get my hands on those tickets I will rock out to the sweet sweet sounds of one f the best dnb produces to have ever graced the world with his pressence… If you don’t know who I’m talking about, please find a nice warm hole and go live there. I am, of course, talking about netsky! Now I, myself, am not a homosexual, but this guy’s music just stirs something in me that makes me want to touch… wait. Ok, so just please PLEASE gimme thems tickets so I can confront these feelings I have…

    Yours with all sincerity and love
    Jacques, Cape Town
    xoxo

    PS See attached image I made with love, just for you guys… It’s basically me begging… <3

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Etienne-Vlok/525569733 Etienne Vlok via Facebook

    Just leave religion out of it…supa lame…

  • http://www.facebook.com/nscello Nasser Scello

    I AM VERY MUCH WILLING TO GIVE UP THE SOUL OF MY FIRST-BORN, AND AFTER MUCH INTERNAL DEBATING WILL OFFFER MY ANAL-CHERRY ASWELL. I WOULD MOS DEF PAY 350 JUST TO SEE NETSKY BUT I DON’T HAVE 350. ALSO I’M A GOOD FRIEND OF LUCIFER HIMSELF AND MC AT HIS ANNUAL BRING-AND-BRAAI’S SO THERE’S REALLY NO ACTUAL COMPETITION HERE. I’LL HERE FROM YOU GUYS SOON THEN……..

  • ct.winner-to-be

    To win tickets to the CT show, I would commit the highest crime of all: I would say I hate Niskerone.

  • Rammer

    if I got my hands on these tickets, THE RAMMER WILL GO TO RAMFEST AND ROCK IT IN YOUR HONOR!

    JHB!

  • Lex

    In the spirit of the supposedly demonic nature of RAMfest I’m going to match the sacred ten commandments and lay down ten things I’m willing to do for a Cape Town Ramfest ticket that are so down right dirty that the Vatican itself will make mention of the debauchery that is set to go down all in the name of the great RAMmed one!

    1. I will cross the street but ONLY look each way once.
    2. I will eat a SUPERsize BigMac meal and go swimming just 10 minutes afterwards. (anything less is suicidal and I do want to make it to the event!)
    3. I will remove my flash disk BEFORE safely disconnecting it.
    4. I will only stab the film of my Woolies instant meal only ONCE before putting it in the microwave.
    5. I will sleep ONE WHOLE NIGHT with my cell phone under my pillow.
    6. I will make a cup of tea while my girlfriend is here and NOT make her one.
    7. I will ONLY floss once the whole RAMfest weekend.
    8. I will not flip my mattress at all this year.
    9. I will spend the day at RAMfest ONLY wearing factor 20 sun block. (I have very fair skin)
    10. I will ONLY listen to 5fm in my car for one whole day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/marcodesousaisnow Marco De Sousa

    i will hold a candle lit vigil for the souls condemned to hell for attending this devilish festival,
    and make it know to everyone that what awaits you at RAMfest is a metal night “IN FLAMES”.

    i couldnt help myself. so is it double tickets or what… Cape town please.

  • Dynamiclongboards

    I would take a whales cock meat sandwich… (Forerver alone)
    Cape Town

  • Dynamiclongboards

    Earlier I said:I would take a whales cock meat sandwich… (Forerver alone)
    Cape Town
    but I feel like adding the point that I would swan dive into a dirty hobo’s anus may help you to understand the desperation in side of me… I also really want a ticket.

  • Word

    “They” you must be summoning the devil.

    “But hey, the guys who think this about RAMFest are the stupid and they can be left to their own devices”

    Perhaps you should consider someone checking your grammar in future :/

  • Tes

    I would commit the ultimate act of Satanic worship: I would listen to Justin Bieber for a whole 3 minutes!
    That’s how much I want to go to Ramfest in Cape Town.

  • Aa Abderoof

    I would trade my 20 year old pet bird for a cape town ramfest ticket

  • Stiaan

    I’ll saw off my right arm, cut off my left testicle and sell my girlfriend on the black market in order to join RAMFEST 2012, only reason standing in my way, my finances got hold of my remaining right ball… I LOVE RAMFEST enjoy my body parts and my girlfriend is not half bad, help me retain the things I love!

    Ps. CPT

  • Aldo

    Donate my self removed left kidney for a tickets!!!!!!!!

  • Vickyuct

    I want a ticket so I can ROCK out with my socks out! Im an avid fan of e’rrthing from fokofpolesiekar to aWOLNATION. im a partyrocker who wont put RAMFs name to shame. Basically im an advert for RAmFest in itself due to my insane networking and ampedness that spreads for miles. So hit me with a ticket. Im willing to run down a street naked, paint my body with Ramfest art. tatoo the lineup on my feet and mak an absolute mess of myself at the festival itself. CAPETOWN

  • Jared Spesh

    Really? a satanist ritual, some people are too paranoid about this whole illuminati stuff, we know
    a festival like ramfest can get rough with heavy bands, but at its core its all about partying with
    my fellow ramfest attendees… a day filled with a shitload of people with good musical taste, so
    Firstly to illustrate what I’d do for ramfest tickets, i gotta share a story of my first ramfest…
    ending up at the far end of a field ( i came late) I parked next to a bush and as I opened my door
    setting foot on ramfest soil I look down and see a brand new blackberry. You’d think i’d just claim
    The blackberry for myself, nah, I phoned the numbers and met the owner at the entrance
    Joyously receiving the lost blackberry, I had shared with those partygoers the true spirit of ramfest
    Hence to win tickets this year, i will again give back any blackberrys i find. Also, if you just go
    Back and read the first letter of every line in this paragraph, you’ll see how bad i wanna win.
    6
    6
    6
    ^

  • Anonymous

    I would wear my pants backwards during the whole Ramfest festival, and ask random people if my pants make my butt look big.
    (Johannesburg)