800% Justin Bieber [How to turn Bop into Brap]

How do you make the worst music in the world sound good? Remix it as a eurotrance anthem? No. The answer is right here. Nick Pittsinger, a 20 yr old Goa/Jazz muso from the US decided to slow down Justin Bieber’s new whimper ‘U Smile’ by 800%. The result is a heroic score on par with the Gladiator soundtrack. The Gawker blog describes it as “It sounds like the ocean, but, like, in heaven, man.”

J. BIEBZ – U SMILE 800% SLOWER by Shamantis

Uh huh.

I’ve come to the conclusion that it just wouldn’t be right to post a Justin Bieber track on Dont Party, so if you wanna hear the original, you’ll have to head over to Youtube.

Oh, and some smart son-of-a-bitch decided that the track just wouldn’t be complete without its own artwork, an 800% crop of the single artwork, cheggit.



Rowan is part designer, part writer and a total techno tourist. He's one of the founding members of Don't Party. Catch him weekdays between the div tags.